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Hanselngretal Clinic, Stockholm: Staff is buzzing today with the incredible news that at last something can be cured without the need for tremendously expensive pills. However, elsewhere in the world, it seems that others are not quite so happy! ......Read On
Hollywood, CA (PRWEB) June 8, 2004 -- The Pharmaceutical world is aghast
today with the latest Report from Sweden that medical conditions may no longer
need any prescriptions. Neither Glaxo nor ICI were available for comment, but
rumors abound that many want to kill the Report's author, Dr Nillqvist, really
slowly and without any anesthetic. There is great concern here that soon many
thousands of patients could be restored to health without any tablets, and that
Christmas Bonuses for the medical industry will become a thing of the past.
It all started, says Dr Nillqvist, when a Mr. Yolly, 57 from Trondheim,
came to see me in a most distressed state. He told me that his latest wife had
been complaining about his performance (or rather lack of it) and wanted a
divorce. It transpired that this was Mr. Yolly’s fifth wife and that all the
other four had left him for exactly the same reason. In desperation, he had been
taking every product under the sun (both internally and externally) but
unfortunately without success. Mr. Yolly was indeed in a critical
condition.
Says Dr Nillqvist, "I felt that something had to be done
immediately. It was clear to me that Mr. Yolly was running out of money (due to
his many divorce settlements) and in grave danger of not being able to pay my
bill. Obviously his condition had psychological overtones and it was indeed
fortunate that I had recently heard about dotWORLDS domain names. I knew that
dotWORLDS provide unlimited possibilities for all those wanting personalisation
and easy-to-remember options, including domain names that you can
create yourself. The cure was simple and without further delay, I gave Mr Yolly
a brand new domain name www. incredible.lover. Straight away this had a soothing
and calming effect on him, so I told him to go home to his wife and report back
to me in seven days."
"Of course, I was quietly confident of the
outcome," says Dr Nillquvist, "but nothing could have prepared me for what
happened next. Mr Yolly returned to my surgery the following week with tears of
joy in his eyes. He told me that his wife was now happily suffering from
complete exhaustion and required hospitalization. Not only this, but shortly
thereafter, all his other wives had returned home and were voluntarily
depositing all their divorce settlements back in his bank account. All of them
were now living together."
Unfortunately though, as with many new hi-tech
treatments, Mr Yolly suffered from some uncomfortable side effects. After all
the excitement, Mr Yolly is looking a lot older and more recently has had some
difficulty walking around. Still, this does not matter, as Dr Zilli Nillqvist
will find a dotWORLDS cure for that too.
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